in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Found your dick twin last night
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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