my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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