We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
No subtext here. People are naked.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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