did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He asked me if I "almost moaned"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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