We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Ladies don't puke and tell
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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