This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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