Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
false alarm, still single
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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