Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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