My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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