I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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