I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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