: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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