I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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