Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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