I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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