He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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