How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
we're making bets on your personal life
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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