If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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