Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
