You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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