i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
People in love make me want to vomit
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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