Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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