just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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