Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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