there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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