I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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