lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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