burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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