is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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