did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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