Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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