Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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