the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
