bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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