Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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