...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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