dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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