Do you still have your period?
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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