How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
