This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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