Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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