I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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