i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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