Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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