i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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