It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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