Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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