I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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