You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
it glows. i had to have it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Randomize