The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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