sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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