i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You dont lie about slip and slides
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
