She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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