are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Randomize
