Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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